Snuffy/SCP-42069

"In addition to Snuffy's lore as a racoongirl, there is a running joke that Snuffy is actually an SCP that originated in November of 2020 from her cursed humor. It started as a joke, but Snuffy has since made headnods towards it. Please take the information below as the tongue and cheek that it is." - Earl Grey

Item #
SCP-42069

Object Class
Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures
All personnel monitoring SCP-42069 must carry at least three (3) 20-ounce bottles of organic foot milk to appease SCP-42069.

Due to loss of personnel and containment breach by several SCPs during Incident 42069-Alpha, instances of SCP-42069-A are to be incinerated without being opened. Failure to do so will result in termination.

Description
SCP-42069 presents in multiple forms, but almost always appears as a hybrid between a human female and a domestic house cat. The subject's coloration is striking pink fur with blue eyes that contain an unsettlingly allure in the form of shifting sparkles. SCP-42069 appears to have claws extruding from the hair behind its ears. This is believed to be a defense that SCP-42069 has to protect from head pats.

At times, SCP-42069 will manifest itself with little to no warning to request organic foot milk. This is typically preceded by it tapping a nearby window at night, or appearing during conversations on "cursed" topics (see Log-42069 for a list of known triggers). Refusal to fulfill the request typically results in the subject being pawed to death. Successful appeasement of SCP-42069's request will result in it leaving a gift box behind (henceforth SCP-42069-A) containing [DATA EXPUNGED]. Following Incident 42069-Alpha, subsequent instances of SCP-42069-A are to be immediately incinerated.

During other manifestations, SCP-42069 will act "cute". Personnel are advised not to approach the subject, especially if it "Nyan"s at you. This "Nyan" call appears to be a sort of siren song for its prey. Should a victim be successfully lured in, SCP-42069 will use a series of olfactory attacks to incapacitate the subject. It is believed that the potency of these attacks is related to SCP-42069's consumption of organic foot milk.

SCP-42069 has been observed pining for sustenance of various natures while humans sleep. These pinings include but are not limited to "mac n cheese" and females of both SCP and human physiology.

SCP-42069 does not adhere to traditional human standards, as can be seen through its various communications with us. These communications range from wholesome to depraved, but are frequently described by observers as "undeniably cute". Personnel reviewing SCP-42069's communications must exercise caution, and remember to always use the buddy system for personal safety should you become entranced by it.

It is believed that SCP-42069 has the ability to shapeshift at will and thus lacks any true form, the most terrifying of which has been documented by Agent Molten. The photograph below was taken outside of a burning building after an SCP-42069 code was called in. It is unclear whether subject's form was the cause of the fire or was an adaption to the flames themselves, but the subject appeared to take on a pale emaciated appearance of its more common "catgirl" form.



Discovery
SCP-42069 was first discovered projecting its consciousness through the internet platform known as Twitch and has subsequently succeeded in brainwashing 23,755 humans and counting. It also projects its thoughts to Twitter. SCP-42069 presents itself as "Snuffy" on the internet, but was originally known as "Snuffyowo". It is unclear what benefit the brainwashing provides SCP-42069.

SCP-42069 is believed to have originated from somewhere in the Ohio area. Investigations into the creature known as "Aloysius Snuffleupagus" suggest that this may be the larval form of SCP-42069, meaning subject has existed since at least 11/15/1971 (the first recorded sighting of Snuffleupagus). A photograph that is believed to show part of the transformation of the subject was taken discretely in downtown Sesame Street. It is unclear if SCP-42069 is the only one of its kind. A number of agents have been deployed for investigation, but none have returned.

SCP-42069's popularity among humans exploded after a clip of it being a cute cat before Twitch user Nerdboi (real name [REDACTED]) used a fart sound, promptly clipped the footage, and sent it to media sources before promptly going viral. Nerdboi's motives are currently being investigated. The link regarding said event is included, but it is important to wear proper shielding to avoid entrancement by the subject.

SCP-42069 assaulted Tokyo Tower in the form of a massive crab early in the morning of 2/3/2021. Foundation Agents were quickly dispatched, at which point the subject fled. Amnestics were administered to all witnesses, and all footage of the incident was seized by the Foundation.



Relationships
SCP-42069 has adopted what appears to be an adorable cat that it calls "Toenails" or "Kimchi" (henceforth SCP-42069-1). As SCP-42069 has been recorded screaming in agony when being assaulted by SCP-42069-1, it should therefore be considered highly dangerous. SCP-42069-1 has been known to rip spiders to pieces for pleasure, leaving SCP-42069 to clean up the mess.

SCP-42069's relationship to fellow subject VTuber "Nyanners" is currently being investigated, but the two specimens appear to share a deep affection and similar physiology (see SCP-42069's feline and arachnid-feline forms).

SCP-42069 appears to have pheromones that are highly effective when weaponized against other SCP subjects. Those it comes in contact with cannot help but return and have been observed "lewding" SCP-42069 upon subsequent exposure. The first documented case of such an exposure was the VTuber "Shine" who remains first of the SnuffWives. Fellow subject VTuber "Veibae" more recently has been documented as falling under her sway already.

Fans
SCP-42069 is a Class VIII cognitohazardous entity; direct observation of subject may cause severe mental alterations in viewers. Individuals who directly observe SCP-42069, as well as any individuals within uncertain distance of SCP-42069, experience general fear and panic, and are reportedly unable to leave its lair.

Those SCP-42069 has altered are known as the "OwO Gang", which is currently under investigation as to whether it engages in criminal activities on subject's behalf.

Trivia
SCP-42069 does not know how to drive. Agents have been embedded in all DMVs within a 50-mile radius of SCP-42069's lair to ensure subject never obtains the paperwork to do so. Self-destruct sequences have been installed into local highways in case emergency containment becomes our only option.

SCP-42069 has managed to elude capture and explore much of the Mid-West and East Coast of the United States. During its travels, it seems to have gathered a taste for Detroit-style deep dish pizza; investigation into whether such food can substitute for organic foot milk during manifestations is ongoing.

SCP-42069 is a member of the "Vtuber Puppet Pals". Regular shielding combined with special grade earplugs are required before viewing.