Snuffy





SCP-42069 AKA "Snuffy"

Object Class: Thaumiel, Cat/Female/Spider

Special Containment Procedures:

Always be equipped with organic foot milk to appease SCP-42069, should you hear her tapping on your windows at night, or suddenly appear during cursed conversations. Failure to appease SCP-42069 will possibly result in being pawed to death. Successful appeasement of SCP-42069 will result in her leaving presents behind. Warning, do not open the presents. I repeat, do NOT open the presents.

If SCP-42069 is acting cute, do not approach the subject, especially if she "Nyan"s at you. This "Nyan" call appears to a sort of siren song for her prey. In the case of successfully luring in a victim, SCP-42069 is well equipped with a series of olfactory attacks to the subject uses to incapacitate. It is believed that the subject's consistent consumption of organic foot milk is related to their potency.

Item Description:

SCP-42069 is a Class VIII cognitohazardous entity; direct observation of SCP-42069 may cause severe mental alterations in viewers. Individuals who directly observe SCP-42069, as well as any individuals within an uncertain distance of SCP-42069, experience general fear and panic, and are reportedly unable to leave it's lair.

SCP-42069 was first discovered projecting her consciousness through the internet platform known as Twitch.tv and has subsequently succeeded in brainwashing 23,755 humans and counting. It is unclear what benefit this provides SCP-42069, but she also projects her thoughts to Twitter. SCP-42069 presents herself as "Snuffy" on the internet, but was originally known as "Snuffyowo"

https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1325143156317278208/video/1

SCP-42069's popularity among humans exploded after a clip of her being a cute cat before Twitch user Nerdboi used a fart sound, promptly clipped the footage, and sent it media sources before promptly going viral. Nerdboi's motivations are currently being investigated. The link regarding said event is included, but it is important to wear proper shielding to avoid entrancement by the subject.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIeVBabdV_g

SCP-42069's relationship to fellow subject "Vtuber" "Nyanners" is not yet fully documented, but these two specimens appear to share a deep affection and similar physiology (See SCP-42069's Catgirl and Spidercatgirl forms).

SCP-42069 has been observed pining for sustenance of various natures while humans sleep. These pinings include but are not limited to "mac n cheese" or females both of the SCP and human variety.

SCP-42069 has recently adopted what appears to be an adorable cat that she calls "Toenails" or "Kimchi", officially registered as SCP-42069-1. Do not be fooled, however. SCP-42069 has been recorded screaming in agony when being assaulted by SCP-42069-1 and it should therefore be considered highly dangerous. SCP-42069-1 has been known to rip spiders to pieces for pleasure, leaving SCP-42069 to clean up the mess. SCP-42069 is a member of the "Vtuber Puppet Pals". Regular shielding combined with special grade earplugs are required before viewing.

https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1325605940708712449/video/1

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