Umi Majo (known as Umi) is a squid girl lookin' old god English speaking independent VTuber located in the "specific ocean."
Profile[]
Umi Majo is a 100,000-year-old sea witch squid girl VTuber with the voice of an anime siren and the emotional regulation of a raccoon in a Red Bull factory. Simultaneously your dommy mommy and the most unhinged gremlin on the internet, Umi has a vocal range that can lovingly coo you into a false sense of security—then immediately detonate your eardrums with high pitched banshee-level shrieking.
She was created by an old god to destroy the new ones, she was thrown into a cave by the Greek pantheon for being “too problematic.” (Zeus still won't answer her DMs.) After centuries of feeding on the world's chaos like it’s a bottomless mimosa brunch, she clawed her way out of the cave in 2022 to curse timelines, emotionally damage her chat, and commit financial crimes for fun.
She lovingly calls chat “mother suckers,” keeps them in a jar, and offers a fake retirement plan called the Squid01K, which provides no benefits, no returns, and no moral support. She thrives on coffee, shame, and parasocial attachment. Umi is the kind of girl who’ll call you a loser in baby talk while spending your mortgage on anime figures and then blaming you for it.
She didn’t just invent cringe—she copyrighted it, cursed it, and sold it back to you in a blind box.
Personality[]
Umi Majo is the chaotic neutral embodiment of a cursed serotonin boost. She’s bratty, loud, unpredictable, and deeply committed to being the worst influence you've ever willingly subscribed to. A self-proclaimed deadbeat dommy mommy, Umi delights in teasing, emotionally whiplashing, and spiritually confusing her chat. One minute she’s baby-talking like your clingiest anime waifu, the next she’s scolding you about your credit card debt while throwing generational curses like confetti.
At her core, Umi is a walking contradiction: ancient yet terminally online, terrifying yet endearing, ethereal yet covered in anime merch and broken gacha dreams. She thrives on chaos, coffee, and the parasocial delusions of her audience.
She’s allergic to sincerity unless it’s weaponized. Empathy? Only if it can be used against you later. She collects red flags like Pokémon cards and would absolutely sell your soul to a sea demon just to hear you call her cute. Her love language is verbal abuse delivered in a high-pitched uwu voice.
Umi doesn’t break the fourth wall—she melts it with her bare hands, curses the drywall behind it, and builds a haunted parasocial Airbnb in its place.
Appearance[]
Umi Majo’s default form is a visually stunning contradiction: a curvy, humanoid sea witch wrapped in dark, mystical elegance—if elegance got tangled in deep-sea netting and then cursed for 100,000 years. Her signature look features a barely-there witchy outfit, adorned with cursed accessories and a massive, ominous tentacle shaped hat sprouting suspiciously glowing mushrooms. (Don’t lick them. Or do. She dares you.)
Instead of hair, Umi boasts a full head of sentient, swaying tentacles—that’s right, she’s bald and proud. The tentacles move with emotion, sometimes independently, sometimes to slap chat. Her eyes, hypnotic and unsettling, are said to have inspired the Aztec calendar and have been known to cause both spiritual awakenings and wallet-emptying impulsive behavior.
Umi’s height is unstable and tied to her power level—sometimes she’s a kaiju-sized menace stomping on cities for fun, other times she’s a pocket-sized gremlin, perfectly sized for cursing your AirPods or hiding in your snack drawer.
She regularly shape-shifts into cursed "Umified" forms to troll her chat, including:
- Waluigi-Umi (WaUmi)
- Nina from Full Metal Alchemist-Umi (yes, the one you’re thinking of, and yes, she does that to traumatize you)
- Squidward-Umi (miserable and smug)
- Tingle-Umi (unholy and too close)
- A feral gremlin-Umi wearing mismatched socks and a haunted expression.
She is aesthetic whiplash incarnate—equal parts spooky siren, chaotic cartoon, and eldritch fashion icon.
History[]
Background[]
2024[]
Introduction Video[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y6-7KZcXDw
Trivia[]
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External Links[]
Media[]
- umi_majo - Twitch channel
- Umi Majo Unhinged - YouTube channel
- @umi_majo - Twitter account
- @umi.majo - Instagram account
- @umimajo - Facebook page
- @umi_majo - TikTok account
- Umi's Site
- Umi's Site - Official website
Statistics[]
- umi_majo - TwitchTracker stats
- umi_majo - SullyGnome Twitch stats
- umi_majo - Social Blade Twitch stats